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The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:06 pm
by Adam
Please excuse me while I go and throw up (Edited by Adam at 10:20 pm on Dec. 16, 2002)
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:00 pm
by Kinggodzillak
"Mother, Kate Kestrel has been selected as the Earth's most beautiful supermodel, and is now going on to represent the solar system in the interstellar contest!""As Imperial Queen of Mars, I have the right to put forward my entrant to the contest. My dear?""WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDERFUL!"Ugh. Yes. Very disgusting.
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:10 pm
by AndyThomas
Words just cannot express how much I worry about you lot...!
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 8:13 pm
by Rachel
I may well be the sole source of custom, if such a thing existed, Tej! Although I swear only one of the androids would interest me. If the zeroids ever made a porn movie (I know, the mind boggles!), the poor nurse, with the big eyelashes, would have an awful lot of acting to do, being the only girl amongst so many "lads"!Kinggodzilla, the supermodel contest thing is actually a superb idea for a story; well done! That has to be one of the best messages posted here, so far. But don't you think Mary should maybe be the one to become the Earth's representative? Kate already has her moments of glory in the music industry, so perhaps Miss Falconer should now have her opportunity to shine?
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:24 pm
by Kinggodzillak
>>Kinggodzilla,Yup. Speak to me, boy.>>perhaps Miss Falconer should now have her opportunity to shine?I said she'd have to win Maybe Patrolwoman Billie Jean Hollands could do it?
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:54 pm
by Adam
>>Maybe Patrolwoman Billie Jean Hollands could do it?<<How? We don’t know how ugly or how beautiful she is.We don't see her in Gunfight at Okay's Corral and she doesn't make any other appearances in the show.I guess Sue Ellan (The Waitress from Runaway and Cry UFO) could replace her
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 10:15 pm
by Kinggodzillak
Its obvious, she left the police to become a model!Sue Ellen, theres a film in that, young waitress 'discovered', becomes big star.Or we could return to grossing everyone out and nominate Mrs Dapples.
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 10:19 pm
by Adam
>>nominate Mrs Dapples (for everyone that hasn't seen Cry UFO Mrs Dapples is Stew's mother, not his wife)<<Please excuse me while I go and throw up, once again
The Best, the Average and the Worst of Zelda's Monsters
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 10:25 pm
by AndyThomas
*mutters about having to clean up after people*