Well, the poor lamb! First he has his mother calling him a "slobbering cretin" or equivalent, every other time she addresses him, then Birlgoy comes along, keeps blowing him up, and getting him into trouble for retaliating (that is SO unfair!), now you're accusing him of having halitosis. (You have made me laugh, though. ) When he shows his caring side towards his niece, saying "Don't worry, I'll take care of you" it gets thrown in his face by his nephew emerging, saying "Well what are you waiting for, termite-head...?" I'm telling you, it's about time someone loved him! (Incidentally, I think It-Star is the only being in the universe towards whom Zelda is consistently affectionate.)I don't think I would share his taste in food, though, you're right; I like eating dead animal flesh! And I can't pretend I wanted him to succeed in torturing Kate, in the spiked chamber, as she is one of my heroines. It would be great to accompany him (and Cystar) to a disco playing Kate's best songs, though. Zelda's such an old fogey, she wouldn't want to come!What I would like to find out is why some lads I have encountered (on the internet and in real life) fancy Kylie Minogue. Although I have proven that I can be in love with someone ugly, I don't think I could ever fancy anyone THAT ugly! Her big gob is as scary as any of Zelda's monsters.